Ru, How Could You?

"OH HELL to the NO" was probable the first words out of my mouth.

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So yeah, after a pretty breathtaking finale where the Top 3 Queens had to learn the <cough cough> intricate choreography of Candis Cayne, then endure the direction of that old guy (what was his name again?), they had a Three Way.... well... a Three Way Lipsynche for Your Life, that is.  I actually did get chills during it.  All the Queens showed who they really were and what they brought to the stage.

Chad Michaels was the epitome of glamour and glitz.  To quote "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar": TRY to describe her and NOT use the word statuesque.

Sharon Needles (my personal favorite) rocked the boat and gave you the kind of performance only her mind could dream up... or nightmare up is more like it.  It was Scintillating & Spooky, Sassy & Scary.  That b!tch had my heart.

And Phi Phi was..... anyway.... where was I?

So after the most breath-taking lip-synched throw down as every last mo in America clutched our collective pearls in anticipation of the crowning of America's Next Drag Superstar, RuPaul done issued her very last twist:

"America's next Drag Superstar is..... going to be announced on next week's reunion show!"

So let me reiterate: "OH HELL TO THE NO!!!"

In a ridiculous marketing ploy (although I secretly find it ingenious) viewers need to tweet their votes which will affect the outcome of the competition.  Really, I think they just need more time to fit Sharon's head for the crown, but that's just me.